Saturday, August 4, 2007

Pick Up Lines 101

Major No No!!! There's nothing as cheesy as a pick up line and girls and guys find them hilariouse but in a bad way. Nobody finds pickup lines attractive. What your really saying is that you din't really know what to say to the girl/guy so your soo desperate that you say somthing as lame as "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven cuz you look like an angel" Blah. Excuse me while I puke. Here's some pick up lines that you never want to use!

~Lamo Pick Up Lines~
Is it hot in here or is it just you
(guy pretends to trip over girl) are you trying to make me fall for you
are you trying to brainwash me cuz baby your always on my mind
Instead of using these peices of torture. Try striking up a convorsation with the guy/girl. They love the fact that they can realate to you and can easly chatt and get along. If your nervouse to start a convo you shouldnt' be. Just plan the right time to fire.
~Good Ways to Start a Convo~
-If your at a dance or wedding or school orintaion anywhere where a girl/guy is standing all alone staring at the ceiling bored to death, that is the perfect oppurtunaty. Go right up to them and say how lame the thing is.
-At school if you see a girl/guy by there locker just slide right aside them and ask for the assignments.
-If you see a girl sitting down alone on a bench reading a gossip magazine slip right beside her and say "Wow linsey is really screwed up" She is bound to have some comments on that
So just take a deep breath and lets your mouth do the work. And if the chemistry doesn't flow don't sweat it. There are plenty of other opportunities. So just march right up there and work your words. Go get em' tiger!!

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